[IC Voicemail/OOC Contact]

[shwarm_after]

"You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5 every other Thursday. Please leave a message."

[IC/OOC voicemail for Ruby City Please leave a comment stating whether IC or OOC.]

Comments

ic / making this in advance drrr

[voluptuous]

Our very good friend is asleep in your basement. Take care of him, will you?

[ ceiling destroyed. rubble all over the floor. pole dancing stage. couch on said stage. spilled gin. broken glass. sleeping thor. not sorry. ]

[shwarm_after]

I'm liking the makeover you did there. Very Gaga. I'll give him some water and I'm sure he'll be fine.

[ He hasn't gotten up yet, so there's no damage assessment. ]

[voluptuous]

Cheers. ♥

ic; 1/2

[voluptuous]

Do you want to help me play dress up?

[voluptuous]

I'll need the assistance of a sophisticated man's taste to help dress up our mutual friend, after all.

[Voice]

[slashupontheinternet]

Tony dear, I need the heart back.

IC [Voice]

[singinghuntress]

Stark, I zhink ve need to talk.

[Voice]

[shwarm_after]

Talk about what, oh Mistress of the Dark.

Re: [Voice]

[singinghuntress]

Cute~. I might keep zhat title.

[That is probably the nicest thing anyone's called her~.]

It involves Loki. It seems... zhat ve are sharing a lover.

[Voice]

[shwarm_after]

I'm pretty sure the owner wouldn't appreciate it.

[Because this girl's got nothing on Elvira]

What do you mean we're...

[No. What?

No.

...Really?]

Are you serious?

Re: [Voice]

[singinghuntress]

[She might be a little too amused about this.]

Yes, I am serious. Ve haf been lovers for quite zome time, but his ah... reformation has brought a few zhings to, vell. Interesting places.

Zo~. Zhe question iz vhether or not you are villing to share our Deity or vill I have to convince you.

[Voice]

[shwarm_after]

You're talking about his new wardrobe change, right?

I don't like sharing, but I can't stop him from having bad taste.

Re: [Voice]

[singinghuntress]

Yes, zhat.

[Which is something she's still not thrilled about.]

I could zay zhe same zhing about him liking you~.

[Chuckle.]

Don't tell me zhat a monster like me iz more open minded und villing to share zhan you are~? Zhat is kind of hilarious.

[Voice]

[shwarm_after]

Sorry, but of the two of us which one isn't a a blood sucking killer?

[Hello hypocrisy my old friend.]

I said I don't like it, not that I'm not willing to share.

Re: [Voice]

[singinghuntress]

Und vhich of us can get through zhe day vithout being half drunk~?

[Not for the lack of trying on her part somedays...]

Good. Zhen ve are in agreement. Ve are sharing him.

[Voice]

[shwarm_after]

For your information, I can get through plenty of days without getting drunk.

Yeah, sure. I guess we're sharing.

Re: [Voice]

[singinghuntress]

Und I can go long periods of time vithout Killing zomeone.

Vonderful~. I do hope zhat doesn't upset you much~.

[Voice]

[shwarm_after]

Not long enough.

[Like he's one to talk.]

No, it's great. Wonderful.

Re: [Voice]

[singinghuntress]

At least I haf found a vay to channel my need to kill into a nice little business.

[She can continue doing this all night.]

Perfect.

[Voice]

[shwarm_after]

What kind of business is that? A butcher shop?

[Oh, so can he.]

So what, do we take turns or just see what happens?

Re: [Voice]

[singinghuntress]

Close, I run zhe leather shop in town. Zhere is more to being a huntress zhen just dispatching my prey und I am alvays happy to share my kills. It's more zhan vat you do around here at least.

[Then they might be at this awhile~.]

I'm in favor of seeing vat happens.